'PRESIDENT' OBAMA NOT U.S. BORN
MAYBE TRY A KENYA HOSPITAL:
Happy Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie.
(Better make that Needy Jabber-Crummy.)
By Ed Gauthier
Loud-mouthed anti-Birther and Governor Neil Abercrombie of Hawaii was forced to admit in an interview published yesterday that a standard long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate for President Barack Obama, currently holding the top leadership office of the Unired States, does not exist within the vital records maintained by the Hawaii Department of Health, despite Abercrombie's many previous claims that it did.
Ironically, the day before the interview it was Martin Luther King Day, and this month also marks the third anniversary of Obama taking the oath of office. Abercrombie told the Honolulu Star Advertiser that he was searching within the Hawaii Department of Health to find definitive vital records that would prove Obama was born in Hawaii, because the continuing eligibility controversy could end up hurting the President's chances of re-election in 2012, which is putting it mildly.
Toward the end of the interview, the newspaper asked Abercrombie, "You stirred up quite a controversy with your comments regarding birthers and your plan to release more information regarding President Barack Obama's birth certificate. How is that coming?"
In his response, Abercrombie acknowledged that not finding the birth certificate is an issue that will have "political implications" for the next presidential election "that we simply cannot have."
Suggesting he was still intent on producing more birth records on Obama from the Hawaii Department of Health vital records vault, Abercrombie told the newspaper there was a recording of the Obama birth in the state archives that he wants to make public, but was unable to locate the actual original for real proof, knowing that the recordings are merely copies which anyone could manufacture at any time.
The governor further suggested that his investigations so far had identified an unspecified listing or notation of Obama's birth that someone had made in the state archives. "It was actually written, I am told, this is what our investigation is showing, it actually exists in the archives, written down," Abercrombie said.
For the first time, Abercrombie frankly acknowledged that presidential politics motivated his search for Obama birth records, implying that failure to resolve the questions that remain unanswered about the President's birth and early life may damage his chance for re-election. "If there is a political agenda (regarding Obama's birth certificate), then there is nothing I can do about that, nor can the President," he said.
So far, the only birth document available on Obama is a Hawaii Certification of Live Birth that first appeared on the Internet during the 2008 presidential campaign. It was posted by two purportedly independent websites that have displayed a strong partisan bias for Obama – Snopes.com released the COLB in June 2008, and FactCheck.org published photographs of the document in August 2008.
Such certification copies could also have easily been logged by Obama's grandparents, whether or not he was actually born in Hawaii. And so the wait for the proof to vindicate the undocumented President continues. Most members of the media feel that if a major Obama-booster like Abercrombie couldn't find the original, then nobody can.
Which means that those determined Birthers have been right the whole time! Therefore EVERYTHING Obama signed - Iraq and Afghanistan war orders, no-public-option healthcare, rip-off bank bailouts, etc., is now NULL AND VOID! So the wars are over and we don't owe anyone anything!
All that's left now is figuring out who will temporarily take Obama's place before someone else is elected in 2012. That substitute would most likely be either Hillary Clinton or John McCain - your "choice"!
UPDATE: Linda Lingle was the Hawaii Governor immediately previous to Abercrombe. Below is a brief article featuring her quote on Obama.
(She later tried to reverse her story, and most mentions of it were removed from the web, but of course it was too late to catch them all!)
Not Campaigning For Barack Obama
By Paul Theroux
October 31, 2008 5:48AM
Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle is not only campaigning against Barack obama - she's insinuating he's not even from there.
A few weeks ago, the Governor of Hawaii, Linda Lingle, said, "Senator Obama likes to say he's from Hawaii. But, the truth is, I've never met him in my life. He's never called me on the phone.
"Ninety-five percent of the people in my state had never heard of him before he ran for President."