Tuesday, April 26, 2011


INBRED IDIOTS: No one will be allowed in without an invitation -
unless, of course, they're a fellow dictator!

By Ed Gauthier
Holy Hive
Royal Jelly
Wedding Planner

Yes, chronic anglophiles, it looks like another wedding of two rotten "royals" is just around the corner. It's set for this week on April 29, a Freaky Friday, which is certainly appropriate.

Remember a little while back when Kate Middleton dumped bald Willie Windsor, and they had their big "breakup"? Ya, right - as if the Queen would ever have allowed that insult! For the rest of her life, Middleton would have happily been able to say, "Ya, I had him, but he wasn't any big deal, so I threw him back!"

So sure enough, they were forced back together. At least it doesn't quite work that way over here, since folks like former John Kennedy Jr. lover Daryl Hannah can always say, "Thank goodness I already dumped the guy before he went down in that plan with that other chick!"

Meanwhile, getting back to the lizard lovers trampling on today's news, I have to wonder how long after the evil spawn brats are released from her loins that the new wife will hear her king say, "Off with her head!" or "Crash her car!"

And now here's some cool coverage of this pair of putrid pukes and their pals by the good people over at A. J. Central (link to full story at bottom):


Steve Watson and Alex Jones

The upcoming royal Wedding of William Mountbatten-Windsor, heir in waiting to the British throne has the UK media in a frenzy of vomit inducing worship and stomach churning sycophantic fawning.

Even the US media is pouring over the royals to such an extent that commentators have pointed out that had the modern day corporate media covered the Revolutionary War, it would have firmly supported the British.

The US fought a bloody war of independence against British control of its government and economy, yet the American media has fast become fascinated with an institution that represents everything America is not. This despite the fact that in a recent poll only 6% of Americans said they were at all interested in the event.

Two billion people are estimated to watch this weekend’s royal wedding. Despite the three war fronts, radioactive meltdown in Japan, the evolving 2012 presidential field and any number of other stories, the media’s collective lens will be turned exclusively on a snobbish pompous ceremony that is costing already extremely strained British taxpayers tens of billions to stage.

While the British government balks at the unfolding events in Syria and elsewhere where protests and demonstrations are being brutally curbed, those wishing to protest the antiquated old world elitist values Britain is still forced to accept as “cultural” under the monarchy will be met with stern resistance and a gargantuan police presence this weekend on the streets of London.

Welcome to SNOBFEST 2011.
Yet again, the same old groups will perform. (yawn)



April 29: Other noteworthy happenings on this same date in history:

711 – Islamic conquest of Hispania: Moorish troops led by Tariq ibn-Ziyad land at Gibraltar to begin their invasion of the Iberian Peninsula (Al-Andalus).
1910 – The Parliament of the United Kingdom passes the People's Budget, the first budget in British history with the expressed intent of redistributing wealth among the British public.
1916 – World War I: The British 6th Indian Division surrenders to (German) Ottoman Forces at the Siege of Kut in one of the largest surrenders of British forces up to that point.
1916 – Easter Rebellion: Martial law in Ireland is lifted and the rebellion is officially over with the surrender of Irish nationalists to British authorities in Dublin.
1945 – World War II: The German Army in Italy unconditionally surrenders to the Allies.
1945 – Adolf Hitler marries Eva Braun in a Berlin, Germany bunker.
1946 – Former Prime Minister of Japan Hideki Tojo (and 28 former Japanese leaders) are indicted for war crimes by the International Military Tribunal for the Far East.
2011 – Wedding of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton, some Brit-twit chick he met awhile back.